
Terry Pratchett’s “The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All” (Martian Compilation) [x]
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man,
They’ll give you a pain in the worst place they can.
The result I think you’ll find will appall:
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
NSFW, obviously, but it’s a WONDERFUL SONG. LYRICS HERE
This needs to be brought back.
IT EXISTS HOLY WOW.
True, that (not that I go around buggering animals of any sort).
reblogging this again, because of reasons.
I lived better without knowing someone wrote the whole thing in excruciating detail. I didn’t last for more than a...