Track Title: The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All

Artist: Warren Mars

Terry Pratchett’s “The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All” (Martian Compilation) [x]

The spines on his back are too sharp for a man,
They’ll give you a pain in the worst place they can.
The result I think you’ll find will appall:
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.


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    NSFW, obviously, but it’s a WONDERFUL SONG. LYRICS HERE
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    This needs to be brought back.
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    IT EXISTS HOLY WOW.
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    True, that (not that I go around buggering animals of any sort).
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    reblogging this again, because of reasons.
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    I lived better without knowing someone wrote the whole thing in excruciating detail. I didn’t last for more than a...