bookish-malarkey:

and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person

stage 1: denial

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stage 2: anger

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stage 3: bargaining

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stage 4: depression

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stage 5: acceptance

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repeat ad infinitum


courfiusette:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”


officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 


"We all create stories to protect ourselves."
Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via azzammerchant)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy



coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 


seschat:

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

#basically this #mental health #general *i’m sorry* and *let me snuggle you* comments will always be preferable over shoving a solution down their throat #especially if it’s advice of the *get your shit together* variety #chances are if they’re telling you about something they haven’t been able to do you suggesting that they suck isn’t going to do the trick (via seschat)


killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily