"We all create stories to protect ourselves."
Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via azzammerchant)


wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy


the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 



Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

#basically this #mental health #general *i’m sorry* and *let me snuggle you* comments will always be preferable over shoving a solution down their throat #especially if it’s advice of the *get your shit together* variety #chances are if they’re telling you about something they haven’t been able to do you suggesting that they suck isn’t going to do the trick (via seschat)


"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily


Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.


90% of the characters i love

  • are assholes
  • are dead
  • are both an asshole and dead



When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.



Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.