when you have your villain refer to a fallen angel as a ratite* because you are an incorrigible biologist
*flightless bird, like the ostrich or emu
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this
imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:
me, writing: am i being repetitious or are these motifs and foreshadowing?
what really gets my goat about this the threesome handbook is something i was talking about with @pepperf*
it’s how often this book presents deceitful, manipulative, and predatory behavior** as deceitful, manipulative, and predatory behavior but it’s totally okay because you just want to get laid and you’re such a good person with your little handbook telling you how not to get with squares or loners who “can’t handle the consequences”***
* this afternoon as of writing, weeks ago by queue time
** pavlovian conditioning of the reluctant male partner aside, i am still horrified by the whole “pretend to be a strange woman’s innocent pal instead of what you really are, which is a woman on the hunt with a man in the wings”
*** just get them drunk! and fuck them! but it’s no fun if they can’t handle the consequences! like ma'am this sounds like it’s straight from the “well her dress was short and she was drunk, shouldn’t done that if she didn’t want to handle the consequences”
like look at the tag i'm adding because this ~advice~ sceeves me out so much
Yeah, it sounds just like the horrendous pick-up artist shit for straight men, but thinks of itself as oh-so-much-better because it’s a woman (or a couple) looking for something less straightforward. Like, lady, just because you’re a woman doesn’t make this any less dodgy, and potentially extremely harmful, or at the very least shady and manipulative.
And, honestly, even the stuff you’ve posted about how to persuade your partner into considering it in the first place sounds skeevy. I’m sure it probably isn’t, in her case! But it’s exactly the same kinds of tactics used by abusers (of any gender)!
i do feel bad sometimes, thinking “oh sickle, you’re not being fair, you’re not posting any of the good or helpful bits” but then i realize the most helpful this book has been so far is basically “maybe no sexual assault? :))”
chapter four has some good bits (mainly “are you really sure you want to do this? ask yourself these questions”) tho and they’re highlighted and ready for the queue
